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Wednesday, June 7, 2006

A True Friend Oath


When you are sad,
I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the scummy bastard who made you sad.

When you are scared,
I will laugh at you and tease you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried,
I will tell you how much worse it could be and to quit complaining.

When you are confused,
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb butt.

When you are sick.
I will hold your hair while you pay homage to the porcelain God.

When you fall,
I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.

This is my oath.
I pledge till the end.

Why you may ask?
Because you’re my friend.

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